Saturday, May 29, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Good Old Fashioned Killing!
Let me say from the git-go that I ain't got nuttin agin them young'ns havin' their wizard fests and goblin huntin's.
But fer Cryin' out loud - Grown men need to stop it!
There ain't nuttin' wrong with the ladies havin' their imaginary farms and pretend crime sprees.
But, for the love of Mike - Full Growed men need to stop it!
Once you move out of yer mommy's house you need to quit all them baby games and act right. If'n yer still a'leechin' off'n yer folks, well I guess that's their problem fer not launchin' yer butt out the window. But if you have yer own place and yer still mining hallucinatory ores, Cut that crap out!
Real men don't waste their lives on silly little space missions and mythological dates with fictional females in "virtual worlds"
But fer Cryin' out loud - Grown men need to stop it!
There ain't nuttin' wrong with the ladies havin' their imaginary farms and pretend crime sprees.
But, for the love of Mike - Full Growed men need to stop it!
Once you move out of yer mommy's house you need to quit all them baby games and act right. If'n yer still a'leechin' off'n yer folks, well I guess that's their problem fer not launchin' yer butt out the window. But if you have yer own place and yer still mining hallucinatory ores, Cut that crap out!
Real men don't waste their lives on silly little space missions and mythological dates with fictional females in "virtual worlds"
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
UFC 108 Picks
Agree with me or not this is how it's going down Saturday. If I find a twenty on the sidewalk or knock over Shane's liquor store tomorrow, you can join me at the chicken wing shack by Walmark's Saturday night. Comments welcome.
Ellenberger really impressed against Carlos Condit - One of the best welterweight fights in a while.
Mike Pyle is a relentless Submissionist who will make it a replay of the Condit fight unless Ellenberger knocks him out early.
(I think Ellenberger knocks him out early)
I'm going with a Jensen arm Bar in the 2nd.
Dan's a good guy but not yet in the league with his brother or Cole, who will submit him in one.
Volkmann will thank the ref for saving his skull. TKO 2nd.
Dos Santos beat up on CroCop because he's past his prime. Yvel knocked the everlivvin crap out of an over-the-hill Rizzo. This is going to be 3 minutes of weighing each other then somebody gets a quick KO.
My guess: Yvel puts Junior to bed.
I flipped a coin and Miller's face came out on top.
Hazelett has been very impressive but I don't think anybody can beat Daley right now. If, by chance it goes past 2, Dustin gets a nasty armbar on Daley .
Rafaello Oliveira VS John Gunderson
My gut goes with Fast Guns Gunderson dominating the stand up and a TKO. 2nd Round.
Mike Pyle VS Jake Ellenberger
Ellenberger really impressed against Carlos Condit - One of the best welterweight fights in a while.
Mike Pyle is a relentless Submissionist who will make it a replay of the Condit fight unless Ellenberger knocks him out early.
(I think Ellenberger knocks him out early)
Mark Munoz VS Ryan Jensen
Munoz's only loss was to Matt Hamill (who had never thrown a kick like that before) and Jensen's 5 losses were to absolute monsters. These two are going to battle to get it to the ground and then will Munoz bang out Jenson or will Ryan submit Mark?I'm going with a Jensen arm Bar in the 2nd.
Cole Miller VS Dan Lauzon
Dan's a good guy but not yet in the league with his brother or Cole, who will submit him in one.
Martin Kampmann VS Jacob Volkmann
In the battle of the Manns, either Kampmann knocks out Christmas or he's getting submitted in the 3rd.Volkmann will thank the ref for saving his skull. TKO 2nd.
Junior Dos Santos VS Gilbert Yvel
Dos Santos beat up on CroCop because he's past his prime. Yvel knocked the everlivvin crap out of an over-the-hill Rizzo. This is going to be 3 minutes of weighing each other then somebody gets a quick KO.
My guess: Yvel puts Junior to bed.
Jim Miller VS Duane Ludwig
These guys are gonna go all out. Either one could destroy the other. I mean - how many guys have beaten Tony Fryklund, Jens Pulver, Jonathan Goulet and Yves Edwwards?I flipped a coin and Miller's face came out on top.
Joe Lauzon VS Sam Stout
Lauzon will submit Stout. 1st round.Dustin Hazelett VS Paul Daley
Hazelett has been very impressive but I don't think anybody can beat Daley right now. If, by chance it goes past 2, Dustin gets a nasty armbar on Daley .
Rashad Evans VS Thiago Silva
Rashad will befuddle Silva with his Parkinson's technique and catch him in the 2nd round.
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