Imac Keyboard and SEO

I don't know about you, but I really don't like to use the keyboard on my Laptop, so I just plug ina a USB keyboard. Usually i use one of the HP or IBM ones that i had leftover aftre putting 4 machines to a switch for the console desk in back, but tonight I had an old Imac Keyboard handy (circa 2000) so I'm using it. It seems very well made but the keys are still a little tiny so it's hard to type. It does make a very pleasant clikity clak reminiscent of Doogie Howser, which makes the typing more fun, like sand in the hula hoop. I also like the usb terminals on either side of the top of the keyboard so can plug my phone in right there instead of all the way over on the desk - it's like 2 feet away and so inconvenient.

If I continue using it I will have t get use to the small key size.

So Maybe if anybody has a full size mac keyboard with the USC terminals you could just give it to me - C'mon!!!!!! Let me have your keyboard!!!!

I don't even know if Mac makes full size keyboards.

So that's how I've been writing my new coldfusion rss display pages tonight. With this 3/4 size keyboard. if there are mistakes, sorry.

I's really neat though, you can put the rss feed right into your page and it appears as text rather than as a Script so google and yahoo just see the content.

I also use coldfusion in the metatags to make sure each database driven page has it's own description and keywords for maximum SEO punch.

Coldfusion really is superior technology when it comes to spiders because it feeds the desired text to the spider rather than question marks and gobbledy gook that the search engines throw away.

Hey - this keyboard ain't so bad now. I guess i just needed to get used to it. But really, if you have a bigger mac keyboard send it to me!

A movie that caught me by surprise

The Condemned Starring "stone cold" Steve Austin
- I thought it was gonna be the 6 Million Dollar Man, but he turned out to be some pro wrestler dude.
So it's similar to the Ray Liotta movie where they are prisoners on a deserted island and they're all gonna get killed so let's just start shooting and blowing stuff up, BUT - and here's the catch: They also knife people and whack 'em with sticks and stuff! - Pretty cool, huh?


An added bonus is that some innerweb hotshot (who wants to cash in on these bad-ass killer dudes killin' each other on pay per view) pisses off StoneColdSteveAustin (that's how you're supposed to say his name - like really fast) So now he's out to get the whole dang TV crew and the innerweb dude that started the whole thing.

hmmmm... What will happen?

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My singing philosophy

I subscribe to the Whitney Houston school of singing.
"If you can't sing well, SING LOUD"