Monday, March 16, 2009

St Patrick's Day Movies

Although many Parades were held this past Saturday. Tomorrow is St.Patrick's Day.
I like to celebrate my Irish Heritage with a wee bit of fillum. Here's a list of Irish and Irish-American Flicks that I like - Except for that Lord of the Dance - What an embarrassment to be Irish when those limp-armed clodhoppers hit the stage.
Anyway...
-Go out tonight and pick up one or more of these flicks to celebrate all that's Irish for St Patrick's Day. Some Old, some new, some classic, some forgettable.
And remember - for just one day we are all Irish. Sing, Dance, Drink!


The Quiet Man The classic tale of Sean "Trooper" Thornton (John Wayne). Sean returns to his homeland to buy plot of land and snag a wife. The Wife is a firey redhead named Mary Kate Danaher(
Maureen O'Hara), sister to "Red" (Victor McLaglen ) the town bully, who also has his eyes on Sean's plot. There's plenty of fun in this bit of eyre.


St. Patrick: The Irish Legend Movie version of the Story of St. Patrick.

Billy Elliot This Little kid just wants to dance. But in tough County Durham, a fellow dancing might as well be wear a shirt that says, "I'm a Poof." Billy is a a young man faced with a major dilemma about being himself. When his teacher says he should enter auditions to attend ballet school, how's he gonna keep that quiet?

Dear Frankie Young Frankie's mom has been sending him letters since he was tiny. They've all been fake, addressed from his "dad". His real dad is a piece of work and his mom has made up a seafaring wanderer who sends Frankie letters from a ficticious freighter that frequents distant ports. When the ficticous ship turns out to be real and headed to Frankies home town things go desperately wrong, then maybe perfectly right. But it could be a real disaster!

A Little Bit of Irish Bing Crosby selections from the past. Songs include: Molly Malone, The Rose of Tralee, Bold Fenian Men, Send me my Desire, Irish Jig, Ignatius John, Across the Irish Sea,Isle of Innisfree, Off to Philidelphia, Gaelic Lament, The Fool and the Mother, The Boys of Wexford/Captain Kelly's Kitchen, Off to Dublin in the Green, Macnamara's Band, and of course WHEN IRISH EYES ARE SMILING.

Leprechaun Pot of Gore Collection Yay! All five Leprechaun movies in the proverbial pot of gore! Dan O'Grady starts it all off by trying to steal the little guys pot of gold. From there we learn more and more truth about the vicious little critter who ain't about to share any lucky charms.

The Brothers McMullen Is a chick flick where three Irish Catholic brothers share emotions and deal with relationships and all that "manly" emotional blarney. Nothing reallly happens except you cry a lot.

The Devil's Own Frankie McGuire (cute little Brad Pitt) is an IRA killer who's visiting America to buy weapons. He's posing as a young immigrant in search of work. McGuire is sponsored by Tom O'Meara (tough guy Harrison Ford), a New York cop who knows nothing about Frankie's real identity. Things go wrong with the arms deal, putting both Frankie and the O'Meara family in a real tough spot.

Angela's Ashes Frank McCourt made great with Irish wit when dealing with misery. This tale in particular is his very own - told from his perspective as a lad in Limerick whose drunken dad and overworked mom trudge on through the endless poverty and cruelty that marked the 1930's in much of the Emerald Isle. Malachy McCourt's heirloom to his son was all he had, a way of weaving a story that you just had to hear. Luckily the younger McCourt found a typewriter and a publisher and made good for the whole family. This goes a long way to stereotype that Irish were nothing but shiftless drunks, Thanks.

In the Name of The Father Based somewhat on the story of Gerry Conlon and the Guildford four, It gives a good look into the relationship between a man and his slacker son. It also shows that a boy without purpose can become a man with a mission. Nicely acted and lots of Irish-Anglo conflict, this gritty crime drama tops the list of Daniel Day Lewis films.

The Commitments One of the greatest movies about music and musicians ever. Jimmy Rabbitte wants to form the "World's Hardest Working Band". Jimmy's experience in music so far is selling bootleg tapes from a duffel bag in Dublin's street markets. Somehow he manages to bring together a group of the "blackest blacks in Europe" and they actually begin to make beautiful music. They just need a big break. The big break is on it's way when The Commitments encounter the things that have brought down many a musician - Family, friends and the fame they have worked for.

The Magdelene Sisters The only thing worse than a flirty Catholic girl is being a pregnant Catholic girl, even if it was because your cousin raped you. The Magdelene Sisters were good enough to take these troublesome creatures out of circulation until 1996. This is the tale of three such young women in the 1960's who faced the brutality of the pious nuns. Unrelenting drudgery of laundry (the nuns were paid, the girls got gruel), constant prayer and complete seclusion (even from their own families) were to get the women to heaven.

Waking Ned Devine Oh what a tangled web! The luck o' the Irish hits Ned Devine Smack between the eyes. He wins the Lottery bigtime - but the shock of it all gives his ticker a fit. When the townsfolk find him dead they conspire to have a ringer collect the winnings so they can split it.

Borstal Boy When Brendan Behan was sent to a reform school for attempting to set a bomb in Liverpool, His life took a series of turns that changed him. This is his story.

IN SEARCH OF ANCIENT IRELAND traces the history and legends of ancient Ireland. Beginning in 2000 B.C. -- when Stone Age farmers built some of the largest and most spectacular Neolithic monuments in Europe -- the series explores events and stories from millennia of history, to 1167 A.D., when the Norman invasion placed Ireland under control of England's king.

Rudy EVERYONE SHOULD SEE THIS MOVIE! Rudy's hopes, dreams, ambitions - really his whole life revolves around him playing football for Notre Dame. He has worked, studied, practiced, done everything possible to make his dream come true. Unfortunately Rudy is just a little too small and a little to slow to play at that level. But that doesn't stop him. It may not have gotten an oscar but it is one of the top movies of all time.

Celtic Woman Hot chicks sing and play the music of the Emerald Isle.

The Celtic Tiger Starring Michael Flatley Michael Flatley, the fastest feet on earth returns to the stage to spearhead his powerful new dance spectacular, Celtic Tiger.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

BlockBuster has done it again!

Bloockbuster has time and time again offered deals to get people in then changed the deal. They must figure that enough people will stay to make it worth their while. It has been going on for decades. In the 1980's they decided that "three days" meant from store opening on day one till store closing on day 3. Actually less than 2.5 "days" as defined by law. They had to change it to "3 evenings" after a lawsuit. Then they had to refund hundreds of thousands of "late fees" because the "late fee" for half a day was greater than the rental price for "3 evenings". Then they acted like they were being magnanimous by doing away with late fees! Some of the worst customer relations people in the business.

This time they had offered an online rental deal (to counter Netflix) that was 20 bucks a month two years ago. The deal was they send unlimited DVDs (3 DVDs at a time) and you could return them to the store for a free movie. When they recieved the Mailer you returned to the store, they send another. It was a good deal for 20 bucks.

Then within 6 months it was 25 bucks a month, then 30 then 35 - almost doubling over a two year period. Then this month they send an email that updates the terms. It's one of those things like the license for software - about six thousands words of fluff that means nothing. But they throw in a sentence or two that says, "We're gonna screw you, but you're not supposed to notice."

This one said that they won't send out the next DVD until after you return the one you "get for free" from the store. Adding a day or more to the turnaround process and slicing the number of movies you get each month virtually in half.

This is the newest gimmick in retailing these days - The price of cereal hasn't gone up in a year. But the boxes are getting smaller. Bloockbuster execs just figured they had suckered enough people away from netflix with their "in store exchange" and now they could cut that part of the deal right out from under their customers who are still paying nearly twice as much as Netflix patrons.


To top it off, BlockBuster stocks everything that The Asylum ever puts out! The Asylum only "produces" crappy knock offs with similar titles to actual movies that are being released in theaters. The cover art is impressive but when you hit Play you quickly realize you have been had. Since 1992 they have released almost 200 titles and Blockbuster carries almost every one. They go on BB shelves at the time when the original is advertising that it is in theaters. It is 100 percent a scheme to use the legitimate movie's promos to sell horse dung. It was kinda funny when the movie was free. You say, "ahaa - it's just a joke!" You take the movie back next time you go to BB and no harm done.
Now that your in-store "free movie" is like an online rental in that it puts a stop to your queue for a day or more, they are, in essence, stealing that time directly from you, the consumer.

Here's a partial list of Asylum titles in the last couple of years that Blockbuster puts on it's shelves when the original is in theaters:
Transmorphers 2 (not Transformers)
The Terminators (not Terminator)
The Day the Earth Stopped (not "stood still")
Street Racer (looks a lot like like Death Race)
100 Million BC (not 10 million)
Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls (The cover pic is the spittin image of Indiana Jones)
War of the Worlds (not with Tom Cruise)
I Am Omega (not I am Legend - the remake of Omega Man)
30,000 Leagues Under the Sea (an extra 10,000 leagues)
Invasion of the Pod People (not "The Invasion" with Tom Cruise's Ex)
Transmorphers (not Transformers)
The Apocalypse (when Apocalypto was in theaters)
The Hitchhiker (not The Hitcher)
Snakes on a Train (yeah - a TRAIN, a Mutha*****in' TRAIN)

Call your local Blockbuster and complain to them before you call Blockbuster corporate (it's hard to find the number on their website, so I'll post it for you 866-692-2789 ) Blockbuster toll free number 866-692-2789. Make sure you have your BB account number or they won't speak to you. When you go there don't just cancel - hit the choice that says "other". Make sure you get a human to whom you can voice your displeasure before demanding this months charge back. Then Cancel.